She was a girl who danced on graves–of course bodily possession was going to be her karma. Yet at the… Read more The Graveyard Choreographer
Month: October 2019
Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Holly Golightly eats a Danish and is thin. Holly Golightly takes a shit and rose petals come out instead. There’s… Read more Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Damn You, Darwin!
His body was like a giant crepe mound that had folded into itself. His breath like an unwashed crotch. But… Read more Damn You, Darwin!
Every Dog Has His Mental Flay
A dog knows not the distinction between excuses for one’s absences or “brief pauses” outside of the house. All they… Read more Every Dog Has His Mental Flay
Abraded
She had never believed in karma until the day she ran into him once more. Years had passed and she… Read more Abraded
Le Gardien d’Immeuble
He was, in his mind, very important. The most important. After all, how could the building run smoothly or at… Read more Le Gardien d’Immeuble
Fat’s Amore
“Better be careful with all that drinking. You’re gonna put on weight and I know how you hate to exercise,”… Read more Fat’s Amore
A Spy Among Humanity
I sometimes had to wonder if I was truly passing for human. For if it was quite so obvious to… Read more A Spy Among Humanity
Hortensio
He had amped her up for weeks about the engagement. At last, he had gotten them on the guest list… Read more Hortensio
The Birth of Elle Coño
She felt at her most comfortable in hotels. The dingier and more dilapidated, the better. It was all a means… Read more The Birth of Elle Coño
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