“Who’s been painting my roses red?!” the new landscape architect could keep hearing her shout in brief, imaginative flashes of… Read more Renovating the Garden
Month: July 2020
The Drink Slap
He wanted her to be on her “best behavior.” He didn’t say so in so many words, but it was… Read more The Drink Slap
Onions In A Suitcase
He had never really experienced the pure definition of “madcap” until she came along. Her head so far in the… Read more Onions In A Suitcase
Rose Armitage Goes to BLM Protests to Prey on New “Recruits”
Rose had been hungry lately. Thirsting. It had been so long since she had gotten her latest fix. Her last… Read more Rose Armitage Goes to BLM Protests to Prey on New “Recruits”
(Not So Exceedingly Ecclesiastical) Mariani Wine
Of course, when Pope Leo XIII endorsed the wine, Angelo Mariani knew that his fortunes were forever secured. That he… Read more (Not So Exceedingly Ecclesiastical) Mariani Wine
Sig Inside of a Parisian Impasse
There is no worse fate than to die in exile. No worse fate still than to die in exile in… Read more Sig Inside of a Parisian Impasse
Dick Wipes on the Kitchen Counter
“You were raised wrong, that’s all,” Guy informed her as he wiped a giant glob of semen off his dick… Read more Dick Wipes on the Kitchen Counter
The Undercover Towel Thief
Of course, like any sweet fool, she had trusted the man she thought she loved. The man she thought loved… Read more The Undercover Towel Thief
Records Smashed Like Youth & Dreams
She couldn’t rightly discern why it was that she had such an inherent contempt toward anyone around her who didn’t,… Read more Records Smashed Like Youth & Dreams
That Which the Fountain Sends Forth Returns Again to the Fountain
She wished she didn’t have such an avid need to look up what her dreams meant. Indeed, wished she couldn’t… Read more That Which the Fountain Sends Forth Returns Again to the Fountain
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