“I got some credit in the straight world I lost a leg, I lost an eye Go for credit in… Read more The Tear (Gas) of a Clown
Mood: A Half-Dismantled Ferris Wheel in the Tuileries Garden
What could be lovelier than a jaunt through the Tuileries Garden? Filled with its barrage of tourists–primarily Asian (not that… Read more Mood: A Half-Dismantled Ferris Wheel in the Tuileries Garden
Dove Cazzo è Mosè Quando Hai Bisogno di Lui?
The floods came, inevitably, as they always did. But this time, it was different. This time, it was record-breaking. Which,… Read more Dove Cazzo è Mosè Quando Hai Bisogno di Lui?
Library Trolls
Stereotype or not, the truth was that the only other ilk who used the public computers at the library were… Read more Library Trolls
Gestation Nation
Life automatically sets you up to be disappointed. For we’re initially conditioned to believe we can inhabit a no-cost space… Read more Gestation Nation
The Stray
Like many, he was under the impression that getting a dog would be a solution to a problem not exactly… Read more The Stray
Last Pigeon Standing, Or: Elegy For A Columba Livia
Closer and closer to December, one starts to notice their absence, or rather, the glaring existence of those few that… Read more Last Pigeon Standing, Or: Elegy For A Columba Livia
Fuck Being A Child Star, I Wanna Be A Child Mannequin
Maybe it had something to do with Barbie’s gloriously stoic face. Sure, she was technically smiling all the time, but… Read more Fuck Being A Child Star, I Wanna Be A Child Mannequin
The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
At some point in your life, many of your friends will be lost to convention. Specifically, a “real” job, marriage… Read more The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
From Oil to Boil
He had never been a masterful cook. Yet, as with all things in life, he tried. And tried, and tried.… Read more From Oil to Boil
