It’s strange that something as simultaneously savage and civilized as cremation would only come to prominence in the 1870s. In… Read more Burning Bodies Into the Night (Mr. Frematorium’s Wonder Crematorium)
Hominid Holiday
In the year 2020, the animals reemerged, discovering a new world unlike any they had known since the days before… Read more Hominid Holiday
A Message to the Aristocrat: Don’t Wear Hermès or Chanel, Unless It’s Their Hand Sanitizer
The rich could still afford to buy their favorite luxury brands if they wanted to, of course. But it wasn’t… Read more A Message to the Aristocrat: Don’t Wear Hermès or Chanel, Unless It’s Their Hand Sanitizer
Telling Angelenos to Self-Isolate Feels Repetitive, For They’ve Already Been Living in the Future For A Long Time
It was the infamously maudlin line from the since panned after being praised (in the vein of Green Book) 2004… Read more Telling Angelenos to Self-Isolate Feels Repetitive, For They’ve Already Been Living in the Future For A Long Time
Some People Are Pandemic Shopping and Others Are Breaking Down the Veneer of Societal “Politesse”
The divide between rich and poor was always palpable, of course–try as American capitalists might to ignore it. It was… Read more Some People Are Pandemic Shopping and Others Are Breaking Down the Veneer of Societal “Politesse”
Gemini Huevo
“It’s twins, look! You got twins.” Eve did so wish that Gabriel would stop referring to the binary-yolked egg he… Read more Gemini Huevo
Animal Pharma
Like many people with their professions, pharmaceutical sales was merely something she “fell into.” It wasn’t as though she was… Read more Animal Pharma
Making It Rain (Hand Sanitizer) at the Strip Club
Everything closed. Yet somehow, the strip clubs of Times Square persisted, attracting more clientele than ever thanks to the purging… Read more Making It Rain (Hand Sanitizer) at the Strip Club
The Pop Star Who Said The Show Must Go On
She was tireless, relentless and all the “-lesses” that make someone a star. As such, she could not process even… Read more The Pop Star Who Said The Show Must Go On
Super Super Superstitious!
Portents come in all manners depending on the country one lives in. But one portent that remains fairly universal in… Read more Super Super Superstitious!
