It was one of those rare moments in one-night stand history when both parties involved are actually coherent enough to… Read more Your Parents Must Be So Proud
Carrie Fisher’s Toxicology Report
As Gia took a sip from what was turning out to be her fourth old fashioned, she turned to Antony,… Read more Carrie Fisher’s Toxicology Report
Magnets
For some reason, his name was Sparky. It was, perhaps originally, a loving epithet designed to warn anyone first meeting… Read more Magnets
If You Give A Vagabond A Mattress
If you give a vagabond a mattress, chances are she’s going to want some sheets to go with it. When… Read more If You Give A Vagabond A Mattress
Raw Nerves
It’s still presumptuous, even now, in the twenty-first century, for a woman to take the initiative in asking a guy… Read more Raw Nerves
Pod People
People are always insisting you should listen to their favorite podcast. Like you’re going to glean some arcane knowledge of… Read more Pod People
Pool Party
You tell me it’s not healthy to listen to “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now,” not ever and certainly… Read more Pool Party
The Unattractive Female DJ Who Got A Lot of Dick
Maybe Lorna had been cursed from the outset in the looks department with a name like Lorna. Maybe it was… Read more The Unattractive Female DJ Who Got A Lot of Dick
Here, Buy Yourself Some Mid-Grade Lingerie
I had always heard that dating a Jewish man didn’t necessarily make for the most romantic of experiences. But you… Read more Here, Buy Yourself Some Mid-Grade Lingerie
The Guy Who Sounded Like Holden Caulfield
Dana (though I don’t know that’s her name yet) is an attractive enough girl by below the Myrtle-Wyckoff stop standards.… Read more The Guy Who Sounded Like Holden Caulfield
