There are many, at this point, who insist that “convenience” is what ruined humanity. That it turned people into the… Read more Convenience Rules
Walking and Eating While Not Thin
Oh, how wretched to be that rotund person seen walking with food in their hand (especially since most “to-go”-type food… Read more Walking and Eating While Not Thin
Beauty Secrets of an Unaging Queen
For the longest time, Justine could notice the people around her resenting her for her ostensible agelessness. While everyone else… Read more Beauty Secrets of an Unaging Queen
Au Gantier
The Pop Star wanted gloves. They had always been a signature of hers, ever since she first began her career.… Read more Au Gantier
Grounds for Eviction
As the door opened, the distinct waft of “old man” poured out of the room. When Claudia Rosen had initially… Read more Grounds for Eviction
A Long-Haul Flight Unveils the Worst in People’s Sense of Decorum and Hygiene
Although there are many special places in hell for certain very unspecial (but very horrendous) people, there’s an especially special… Read more A Long-Haul Flight Unveils the Worst in People’s Sense of Decorum and Hygiene
Bathroom Breach
If there was ever a poster child for how working a shitty job could only make you mean-spirited, it was… Read more Bathroom Breach
Amongst Themselves
Where there’s the smell of fries, however faint or overpowering, there’s sure to be at least one American nearby. And… Read more Amongst Themselves
A Hand in the ATM
That ATM in American Psycho has nothing on the one that ate my hand. In fact, the command on the… Read more A Hand in the ATM
Don’t Worry, You’re Still Young
Vidalia was always hearing other women telling her, “Don’t worry, you’re still young.” It took her a long time to… Read more Don’t Worry, You’re Still Young
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