It’s never been easier to be paranoid. Shit, them boomers thought the Cold War was bad, being told to suspect and… Read more It’s Never Been Easier to be Paranoid!
Plebe Air
It was rather incredible to look around and see just how many people were gleeful gluttons for punishment. So goddamn… Read more Plebe Air
Trapped in CDG
The man looks at me like I’m a distinct kind of horror show. Like he can’t actually believe that I could be… Read more Trapped in CDG
L’Art, Quelle Stupide Pratique 
Fashion bitch, fashion bitch why are you here? Fashion bitch, fashion bitch you shouldn’t be near. This is a place… Read more L’Art, Quelle Stupide Pratique 
Lackeys of Privilege
Smacking bare ass was no crime, of course. Not even when it was same-sex smacking. Nowadays anything went, did it… Read more Lackeys of Privilege
The Perpetually Rescheduled Second Dose Appointment
Caroline’s second dose had been scheduled for precisely four weeks after her first. She was anxious to get it over… Read more The Perpetually Rescheduled Second Dose Appointment
Cinema Smackdown
“You don’t think beyond your own skewed perspective.” This is what Ramon told Isabelle as she waffled about leaving the… Read more Cinema Smackdown
The Pervasive Yellow Jacket
Myra saw her out of the corner of her eye that first moment they entered the gates of Versailles. What… Read more The Pervasive Yellow Jacket
Geriatric Dragon
It was somewhat hard to believe. That people could so rarely see themselves as they were. Ignacio, of course, was… Read more Geriatric Dragon
Joan the New York Crone
Driving down the pastoral road rendered more “hick” than “quaint” by its population, Josefina remarked to her father, Raymundo (or… Read more Joan the New York Crone
