The nation mourned. It mourned more than it ever had in recent memory. Well, the last memory of such mourning… Read more Marilyn Thought He Deserved It
Hell, USA
I don’t believe Benjamin, not at first. After all, someone named Benjamin isn’t all that trustworthy. I don’t care how… Read more Hell, USA
Take A Dive… On a Discount
She knew it was imprudent to be frugal with something so potentially life-threatening. If you were going to spend money… Read more Take A Dive… On a Discount
A Cursory Re-entry Into the World Confirms It Still Just Wants You to Consume
Consume or die. Otherwise, just die without the “glory” of having consumed. Of having sampled some semblance of the ersatz… Read more A Cursory Re-entry Into the World Confirms It Still Just Wants You to Consume
Cabeza Queen
L.A. is burning again. The fire seems to be cascading down from the hills as though God just got a… Read more Cabeza Queen
I Farted
I Farted. It’s something I need you to know. I want you to fathom how hard it was for me… Read more I Farted
Kalsarikänni Just Translates to 2020 Now
Maybe the “tastemakers” that be (for some reason comprised of people that work for what’s left of Vogue) ought to… Read more Kalsarikänni Just Translates to 2020 Now
Collective Martyrdom
Marie-Eugénie, who was named after Marie-Eugénie de Jésus, and simply went by Marie so as to not overly play up… Read more Collective Martyrdom
Wendy’s As A Soup Kitchen
“We thought it would be nice… at the time.” Offering a new “edition” of the classic chicken sandwich through November… Read more Wendy’s As A Soup Kitchen
Coney (Island) Barrett
Of course, she had never done anything like this. It was completely against her nature to be spontaneous, let alone… Read more Coney (Island) Barrett
