She asked if they could first meet outside of the Ritz, where she was currently staying for an indefinite period,… Read more Appointment at The Wolseley
Month: December 2022
Merry Christmas, You Ageist Bitch
As someone new to the babysitting “game,” Hayley (who often wondered if she should legally change the spelling of her… Read more Merry Christmas, You Ageist Bitch
The Trauma of Seeing Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
For years, I thought I had dreamed it. That it was nothing more than a bad nightmare. Something I had… Read more The Trauma of Seeing Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Last Breath
It was almost like any ordinary restaurant experience. Really, it is—or so Serena kept insisting to herself while trying to… Read more Last Breath
Bone Bag
The only thing worse than a skinny bitch is a skinny bitch who makes grandiose proclamations about being fat. Which… Read more Bone Bag
Microaggressions For A Macro Effect
Maybe the stupid slag didn’t “mean” anything by it. Maybe it was “harmless” in its own way. And yet, of… Read more Microaggressions For A Macro Effect
Fucktioning Adult
He was always going on about being a “functional adult.” As though it were something one could just “be.” Lilith… Read more Fucktioning Adult
Roof Work
Maybe there’s a reason former maids’ quarters shouldn’t be converted into “apartments” for modern folk. Not just because modern folk… Read more Roof Work
The Condom Vending Machine
Levi wasn’t the type who would have ever imagined himself to be in this sort of position. He was usually… Read more The Condom Vending Machine
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