Every day, it was as though he was becoming more “keenly” aware of just how much time had passed. Little… Read more It’s Not the Same Anymore

Every day, it was as though he was becoming more “keenly” aware of just how much time had passed. Little… Read more It’s Not the Same Anymore
They really did believe their money would protect them. Shroud them from harm’s way. Turned out to be precisely the… Read more Tahoe’s Revenge
It seems so silly. Trying to stay fit when you know you’re ultimately only killing yourself by breathing in this… Read more Biking in the Climate Dystopia
“No offense, but you have nothing in your life. If you lost me, what would you really have?” This is… Read more You’re Nobody Until You Have a Spawn to Love You
Even when you know that, at some point, the conditions of the West might force you to be driven out,… Read more Desiccation Nation
There are so many “destination” Madonna birthdays at this point, it’s difficult to keep track. There was Puglia when she… Read more Madonna in Cuba
There once was a slightly trashy princess. She didn’t know she was of noble blood while growing up as a… Read more The Princess and the Leech(es)
It was always beyond Eleanor that no one had ever thought to open a diner and put better names for food… Read more Francis Bacon and Eggs
He did not find it comical nor “tongue-in-cheek” to list as an essential medical reason for gaining entry to the… Read more Medical Emergency
Among others besides Kathy Hilton (who has, like, one picture of herself with Andy that actually looks kind of Photoshopped), many have… Read more Andy Wouldn’t Have Liked Paris