In late 2017, a company called Stampout Creative was commissioned by the new chancellor to assist in eradicating the last… Read more The Commissioning of a Pamphlet Cautioning Against “The Artist’s Life”
Month: February 2018
The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
They say if you want to know why a man is filled with opprobrium, look to his upbringing–the people who… Read more The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
Marred by Ingmar
It used to be that if you went to an Ingmar Bergman retrospective, you were likely to encounter an equally… Read more Marred by Ingmar
Andy Warhol’s Gallbladder
They asked me: “If you could go back in history to affect change in one major way, what would you… Read more Andy Warhol’s Gallbladder
L’éthique de Travail de Mon Père
“For someone like you it’s almost better to never fall in love at all,” Kara’s father lamented as he gauchely… Read more L’éthique de Travail de Mon Père
Le Chapeau Abandonné
It was unlike her to wear hats of any kind, though they naturally suited her–much in the same way they… Read more Le Chapeau Abandonné
The Penetration of V
They say it’s a new era. They say that single people have nothing to be ashamed of. That it’s all… Read more The Penetration of V
La Vie en Plastique
“Have you ever had cosmetic surgery before?” the doctor’s assistant, a well-coiffed blonde man in his mid-twenties with a freshly… Read more La Vie en Plastique
The Curse of Brooklyn Couples
“What I don’t want, more than anything, is to become one of those people who is just ‘satisfied’ with the… Read more The Curse of Brooklyn Couples
Sunflowers: A Stalker’s Story
They fucked once, didn’t that entitle her to something? A few more conversations, at least–even if they were utterly synthetic… Read more Sunflowers: A Stalker’s Story
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