In the present season, this Spring 2018, it’s been said that proms are cheaper than ever. This proclamation comes as… Read more Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
Month: April 2018
The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
Drink poisoning has been having something of a moment ever since Black Mirror offered up that final episode of season… Read more The Girl Who Left Her Drink Everywhere Hoping to Get Poisoned
No Waffles for the Weary
“Hey, you know there’s no God, right?” I overhear a junior high age, pasty white child say to one of… Read more No Waffles for the Weary
Millennial Cult Leader
It can’t be something necessarily intended. Wielding control over a massive sect of people. It has to come about naturally… Read more Millennial Cult Leader
Ogled Into Oblivion
When you stare at anything too long, it becomes something else. Is no longer what it is, but instead an… Read more Ogled Into Oblivion
Another Little Princess’ Crown Bites the Dust
Her father has grown to hate women more than he ever did before. In his younger years, which, for a… Read more Another Little Princess’ Crown Bites the Dust
Gaufres, Frites et Chocolat Chaud: Le Régime Alimentaire des Champions
It started innocently enough. As an attempt at getting into the “cultural spirit” of things. And at the beleaguered encouragement… Read more Gaufres, Frites et Chocolat Chaud: Le Régime Alimentaire des Champions
To Piss Is Art
“It’s strange to look at it now, in person. I’ve seen it so many times in books and talked about… Read more To Piss Is Art
Glamorama Anxiety in Brussels
“Too much is not enough,” reads the back of a homeless man’s sweatshirt lying on the ground as I pass… Read more Glamorama Anxiety in Brussels
Phoenix Hotel
If you had asked me how my life would turn out in 1989, when I was in the prime of… Read more Phoenix Hotel
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