In 2012, Emmy Monsignor was a little bit, well, rotund. It was the drink and the fact that most of… Read more You’re A Specimen
Month: November 2016
Somewhere in the manicured abyss of Boerum Hill, there exists a bar that serves as a portal to what nostalgics… Read more The Regulars
Flushing (Memories Down the Toilette) Avenue
Yeah, I still think about it. Even now. I’m still visited by combination dreams and nightmares about it. In my latest… Read more Flushing (Memories Down the Toilette) Avenue
Bomb Shelters Are More Popular Than Ever
For those too young to remember, the genesis of bomb shelters can be traced to the 1800s, long before the… Read more Bomb Shelters Are More Popular Than Ever
French Bitch, 169 Bar
Dolores Fuentes had always hated French women. And it wasn’t because she was born in Mexico City, a place that… Read more French Bitch, 169 Bar
Many years ago, the United States had a black president. It’s hard to believe now, I know, but it happened.… Read more Self-Flagellation
In Caiazzo, life moves at a slower pace. Though it is a member of the Campania region, largely considered to… Read more Caiazzo
La Lingua Di Lindsay Lohan
In Italian, the word “lingua” means both language and tongue. It is one of the few perfect dual purpose, double… Read more La Lingua Di Lindsay Lohan
Have Your Wounds Healed Yet?
Like any average drunken girl in the Bermuda Triangle that is New York City, Susan had a long history of… Read more Have Your Wounds Healed Yet?