“Ahmed is very gentle,” the receptionist assures me after I tell her that yes, I probably do suffer from dental… Read more Nothing Lasts Forever, You Know?

“Ahmed is very gentle,” the receptionist assures me after I tell her that yes, I probably do suffer from dental… Read more Nothing Lasts Forever, You Know?
Zsa Zsa Gabor was getting pretty lonely in her own self-made heaven after dying, like so many people, in 2016.… Read more Liliane Bettencourt and Zsa Zsa Gabor Dine in Heaven (Their Own Version They Built For Themselves Without God’s Input)
I put on one of your socks today, faced with the unwanted realization that some part of you always creeps… Read more The Sock Missing Its Match
In the early 1990s, novelty children’s books were a thing. The kind you could personalize to make the story about… Read more Generational Divide
There’s a scarcity of men in the world. These days, a cisgender man, especially. Add the adjectives “quality,” “attractive, ”… Read more Ousted
Amy Winehouse died watching YouTube videos of herself after vodka binge. That’s what the headline of the Daily Mail from 2013… Read more Amy Winehouse Died Watching YouTube Videos of Herself After Vodka Binge
It’s the perfect disguise: being an attractive woman. No one suspects—even fathoms—that you’re adept in the art of any wrongdoing.… Read more Kalashnikov Klub
A remixed version of Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black” that isn’t the Jay-Z one plays in the background at Barnes… Read more Sale at Barnes & Noble
Foolishly, at one point in Silvia’s life, she had wanted to “be something.” It’s indoctrinated into so many of us… Read more The Delights of Atrophy