At first, staring at oneself didn’t elicit any “particular” response. Neither outright disgust, nor pronounced satisfaction with his physical appearance.… Read more The Picture of Dorian Gray on Zoom

At first, staring at oneself didn’t elicit any “particular” response. Neither outright disgust, nor pronounced satisfaction with his physical appearance.… Read more The Picture of Dorian Gray on Zoom
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I Farted. It’s something I need you to know. I want you to fathom how hard it was for me… Read more I Farted
Maybe the “tastemakers” that be (for some reason comprised of people that work for what’s left of Vogue) ought to… Read more Kalsarikänni Just Translates to 2020 Now
Marie-Eugénie, who was named after Marie-Eugénie de Jésus, and simply went by Marie so as to not overly play up… Read more Collective Martyrdom