The rise of the profession couldn’t have come at a more perfect time (thank you, Harvey Weinstein). And Keira Knightley… Read more The Perverted Intimacy Coordinator
Month: January 2021
The Girl Who Put Dirty Dishes Away
It wasn’t as though it was her specific “fetish,” per se. She didn’t “mean” to do it… not at first,… Read more The Girl Who Put Dirty Dishes Away
The Timeline: Job Fair at Taco Bell
She knew precisely what she was getting into. And yet, she couldn’t have imagined it being even more cliche than… Read more The Timeline: Job Fair at Taco Bell
A Cameraman Was Lost Today
A cameraman was lost today. Not only a boyfriend, but a being with a unique and distinct eye for photography… Read more A Cameraman Was Lost Today
A Sinkhole in Naples
As with most holes, this one simply “appeared.” As though it had been there all the city’s life. As though… Read more A Sinkhole in Naples
Hooters Or Covid Test—Or Covid Test Then Hooters?—Or Hooters Then Covid Test?
Only in America would such a “dilemma” exist. And Bud was the first to admit that he was a victim… Read more Hooters Or Covid Test—Or Covid Test Then Hooters?—Or Hooters Then Covid Test?
Coup Coup (Cuckoo)
Everything you wanted to project was done through your ensemble. When you were poor or, let’s say, “lacking resources,” this… Read more Coup Coup (Cuckoo)
The Best of Friends
Everyone was quite “concerned.” That always seems to be the word one uses to express a distant glimmer of alarm… Read more The Best of Friends
News Flash: Virgil Lied
You always think you’re going to be the one who proves to be the exception to the rule. That you’re… Read more News Flash: Virgil Lied
December 32nd
They had all celebrated in their own subdued ways the night before. Granted, many chose to disavow the “guidelines” (a… Read more December 32nd
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