It was one of those increasingly rare “old school” NYC moments. Sitting on a stoop selling artwork sounded, in the… Read more The Jeweler

It was one of those increasingly rare “old school” NYC moments. Sitting on a stoop selling artwork sounded, in the… Read more The Jeweler
“Aw, he like really fucked you up, didn’t he?” This is the mildly condescending sympathy Irwin offered Olivia when she… Read more At Parties Like A Gaping Open Wound
As a woman, have you ever been lying in bed, trying to find any shred of will possible to get… Read more He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully
The coffee shop/bar, called Uptight Downtown, would remain standing long after they did. It was a play on how that… Read more Uptight Downtown
Alessandro Pietra had decided to spend some time outside of New York City for a while. At least a full… Read more Un Fratello Che Non E’ Bello
To be culturally aware is a curse. It limits one to being stuck within a very specific frame of time… Read more References
Women have a gift. They’re all born with it naturally. It’s just a matter of whether or not they choose… Read more That Unique & Undercutting Manner
There’s nothing Lily Mortenson loathed more than sobriety. Except, of course, Valentine’s Day, a “holiday” that made the notion of… Read more Valentine’s Day Candy
“Better to have the story than the person,” Cameron “consoles” me, and I kind of want to punch him in the… Read more Better To Have the Story Than The Person
Even my (imaginary) therapist, Dr. Redondo, can’t tell me what I want to hear. Can’t cater to my every whim.… Read more My (Imaginary) Therapist, Dr. Redondo