It was one of those increasingly rare “old school” NYC moments. Sitting on a stoop selling artwork sounded, in the… Read more The Jeweler
Month: February 2017
At Parties Like A Gaping Open Wound
“Aw, he like really fucked you up, didn’t he?” This is the mildly condescending sympathy Irwin offered Olivia when she… Read more At Parties Like A Gaping Open Wound
He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully
As a woman, have you ever been lying in bed, trying to find any shred of will possible to get… Read more He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully
Uptight Downtown
The coffee shop/bar, called Uptight Downtown, would remain standing long after they did. It was a play on how that… Read more Uptight Downtown
Un Fratello Che Non E’ Bello
Alessandro Pietra had decided to spend some time outside of New York City for a while. At least a full… Read more Un Fratello Che Non E’ Bello
References
To be culturally aware is a curse. It limits one to being stuck within a very specific frame of time… Read more References
That Unique & Undercutting Manner
Women have a gift. They’re all born with it naturally. It’s just a matter of whether or not they choose… Read more That Unique & Undercutting Manner
Valentine’s Day Candy
There’s nothing Lily Mortenson loathed more than sobriety. Except, of course, Valentine’s Day, a “holiday” that made the notion of… Read more Valentine’s Day Candy
Better To Have the Story Than The Person
“Better to have the story than the person,” Cameron “consoles” me, and I kind of want to punch him in the… Read more Better To Have the Story Than The Person
Haunted New York
More often than not, the bill of goods sold about New York is that it’s a place of infinite… Read more Haunted New York
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