“I know you from somewhere,” she declares, her nest-like gray hair all askew with a black beanie atop it like… Read more Do I Know You From Somewhere?
Month: November 2018
Under Investigation
“You’re under investigation…for being so beautiful,” the vagabond somewhere in between full-fledged homelessness and persistent couch surfing (you can always… Read more Under Investigation
Blessings
“Can anyone imagine what it’s like to be homeless?” a turkey plump man in a wheelchair shouts to anyone and… Read more Blessings
Flies and Honey
“Hey! Take that outta here. Get out with that until you tie it. That’s how we get animals in here.”… Read more Flies and Honey
Money Is Not God, God Is Money
I try to take a picture of a sign on the FDR Bridge that says, “Money is not god,” but… Read more Money Is Not God, God Is Money
The Musicology of Scatology
She could scarcely process what she saw before her eyes as she flushed the toilet in the public bathroom to… Read more The Musicology of Scatology
Malibu Beach House Burning
“Julia Roberts is among thousands of SoCal residents forced to evacuate their homes due to Woolsey Fire.” So reads one… Read more Malibu Beach House Burning
More SSRIs Please!
She was forever haunted by the sound of children’s voices screaming, “More Ovaltine please!” ad nauseum on the TV in… Read more More SSRIs Please!
A Snag
It was a thirty thousand dollar smile. So it was that it could only be the natural order that she… Read more A Snag
Casablanca If the Love Was Unrequited and the Setting Was a University
I couldn’t have known, not really, that we would end up in the same town. The same place at the… Read more Casablanca If the Love Was Unrequited and the Setting Was a University
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