You tried to tiptoe around the subject for as long as you could, prolonging our small talk to an art… Read more The Replacement

You tried to tiptoe around the subject for as long as you could, prolonging our small talk to an art… Read more The Replacement
Miss Cleo was not born Miss Cleo. A personality like that is made. A rose by any other name, this… Read more A Trail of Debts and Broken Promises
I’ve never been one for “self-care.” It’s generally the sort of thing reserved for those with a higher esteem for… Read more The Rash and the Pharmacist
Nathan had always been slightly averse to the much talked about, much famed Nathan’s Hot Dogs that greeted the mass… Read more Aftertaste (Brunch at Nathan’s)
I remember so clearly the last time I saw his face. He had run out of the courtyard to catch… Read more The Back of the Van
Lately, it seems as though there are more female Uber drivers. They’re all I get these days, which isn’t a… Read more Confession to A Female Uber Driver
A woman of dubious character and age riding a Citibike passes me by while somehow blasting Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” from… Read more Flaccid Fireworks