We weren’t the type of girls you would find at or near the Dominque Ansel Bakery. We were more the… Read more The Dominique Ansel Bakery: A Non-Survivor’s Half-Baked Entry
Month: March 2018

Judgment & Turbulence: A Uterine Lining’s Tale
Damn bitch, we’re doing this again? Can’t you fucking get laid correctly so I don’t have to goddamn rip myself… Read more Judgment & Turbulence: A Uterine Lining’s Tale

Dorothy Can’t Go Home Again
When one leaves a place, it’s always assumed she can return. That things will be if not at least exactly… Read more Dorothy Can’t Go Home Again

Origasmic
He was born with the gift of dexterous hands. Never knowing quite what to do with them. Always fumbling. Always… Read more Origasmic

Sex Scouting
“I want to make a bold proposition,” Mike, the co-owner of a bookshop I’d been going to for a while… Read more Sex Scouting

The Slow-Moving Manicurist
Many skilled trades are overlooked by those who consider themselves of “nobler” stature. The sort of people who would never… Read more The Slow-Moving Manicurist

Primo Piano
I get dressed, but only to answer the door for the delivery guy. Because most people in this town actually… Read more Primo Piano

La Loyauté
I awaken with a throbbing feeling in my jaw. He’s hit me once more. And as I move, I feel… Read more La Loyauté

Movie Theater Hot Chocolate
The most uncommon and disgusting thing a person can order at this or any movie theater is not Raisinets, but… Read more Movie Theater Hot Chocolate

Heavy is the Crown Worn By Our Lady of Sorrows
To a thief, it isn’t the first item one would think to steal for the purpose of financial gain. In… Read more Heavy is the Crown Worn By Our Lady of Sorrows