There is essentially nothing left on this earth that a girl can wear without some sort of aspersion cast upon… Read more Glitter Cunt

There is essentially nothing left on this earth that a girl can wear without some sort of aspersion cast upon… Read more Glitter Cunt
Montauk held for them, as it did for most millennial couples post-2004, an undeniably sentimental value. It was where they… Read more Triptick
“Succulents are favored for their ease of care,” Lara read aloud from the tag to her mother in a fashion… Read more The Succulent Dismembered
She laughed to herself, thinking about it now. How obvious it was that he was blatantly using the excuse of… Read more The Boy Who Cried “I’m Going to Syria”
The missive came down abruptly, though not without some warning. He was to be in town for just one day,… Read more One Minute Rendezvous
She was instructed to drink the red wine from the girl’s freshly sliced open stomach even though it hadn’t even been… Read more The Stomach Chalice
“Never make a problem more difficult than it needs to be,” the math tutor instructs his bewildered subject. It seems… Read more Math Wrath
Sometimes, you know, you just have to do it: buy a trashy coat (or five) and admit who you are.… Read more Nice “Mink”
Even seeing a movie had become a task herculean in the implications of emotional exertion. Laurel had ironically come to… Read more Breakdown at the Arclight Parking Lot
“Order up! Joe, can you take these sungolds with cranberry chimichurri to table six?” Joe has been my righthand man… Read more Homestead