Cheese grating is hard work. Not everyone can do it. Especially not a woman, not with her flaccid arms and… Read more The Cheese Grater
Month: April 2016
Yeats Is On Your Side
I died again in Dublin. It was the land of his heritage, a fact I couldn’t ignore when the cab… Read more Yeats Is On Your Side
Coffeeshop
Jan became a cab driver after a failed attempt at using his inheritance to open up his own canal tours… Read more Coffeeshop
The Beginnings
I just want the beginnings. The middle makes you start to realize that the sheen and shine of the beginning… Read more The Beginnings
For A Writer, You Sure Are A Such and Such
When you “claim” to be a writer to people, they have this tendency to look you up and down with… Read more For A Writer, You Sure Are A Such and Such
Comafornia®™
It was almost annoyingly fitting to take the California Car Service to JFK for my flight to Los Angeles. The… Read more Comafornia®™
Suburban Movie Theater Hens
Going to a movie in the theater isn’t “done” anymore–short of shelling out for the kind deemed “a spectacle” (e.g.… Read more Suburban Movie Theater Hens
Not Charles Bukowski’s Post Office
James Martur had just watched the “2016” episode of Broad City. He was a modern man and didn’t buy in to… Read more Not Charles Bukowski’s Post Office
Backside Photos
Imagine Jillian’s surprise when, after a routine scrolling through Instagram, she came across a photo Mark had posted of three… Read more Backside Photos
Literary Bitch 