It was apparently unfathomable to Dr. Mayor (pronounced My-or) that someone could actually live in New York. Which is perhaps why she… Read more The Botched Titty from New York City
Month: March 2022
A Slap on the Back
Father had the tendency to show his love violently. That didn’t mean he struck us or anything like that. Not… Read more A Slap on the Back
Pain au Chocolat Paucity
From the outset, there was a strange aura about the garden that day. Not that the Tuileries, constantly teeming with… Read more Pain au Chocolat Paucity
If You Are Exempt From Wearing a Face Mask…
“If you are exempt from wearing a face mask, please inform…” Reva interrupted the “pleasant-sounding” British woman’s voice over the… Read more If You Are Exempt From Wearing a Face Mask…
Vanity in a Crisis
If there was a fire in a hotel, and an alarm was urgently going off, I would take my time… Read more Vanity in a Crisis
Money for Nothing
Sure, Allie had heard of the fabled inflation that was also supposed to be happening in the magical land of… Read more Money for Nothing
Wearing High Heels on an Evacuation Slide
It was ironic, as most things tend to be, that right before taking off for the flight, Frieda Sempkin, for… Read more Wearing High Heels on an Evacuation Slide
Food & Wine: An Oasis in the Desert
The sign reads simply: “Food & Wine.” That’s it. No one’s name attached, no indication of what kind of food. The white… Read more Food & Wine: An Oasis in the Desert
The Divine Right of Demon Spawns on Planes
Maybe it’s because I myself cannot remember the joy of being able to scream with abandon or without worry of… Read more The Divine Right of Demon Spawns on Planes
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