The Belgians remained, of course, very serious about their fries. A passion and history for the “dish” that led to… Read more Sex, Fries and Quarantine
Month: April 2020
Andy Warhol in Self-Isolation
Andy Warhol in self-isolation is having the time of his fucking life. Gabbing on the phone as usual, wanking to… Read more Andy Warhol in Self-Isolation
All You Do Is Generate Content
I am a good-for-nothing. All I do is generate content. More of the same, every day. Or so that’s what… Read more All You Do Is Generate Content
Lazaretto Norma Desmond
Back in the day, a woman’s decrepitude was the only thing that could keep her inside (while men–old, young, fat,… Read more Lazaretto Norma Desmond
Lunch With Lilibet
It was one of the only years Anna Wintour did not serve as chairwoman of the Met Gala. Maybe her… Read more Lunch With Lilibet
He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
Even though the circumstances that led him back here were technically extraordinary, he still felt like, well, a loser. In… Read more He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
The Kennedy Sacrifice
Another pair of Kennedys were delivered to the gods this year. It had been too long since the last time.… Read more The Kennedy Sacrifice
The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
The celebrities were growing increasingly depressed. And, of course, their depression far outweighed that of the average “non-person.” These were… Read more The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
Jesus Is No Longer Interested
Jesus was genuinely considering returning a second time this year for Easter. As in, on a semi-permanent basis. Had big… Read more Jesus Is No Longer Interested
Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
With the path of the virus blowing in the breeze as whimsically as Mary Poppins herself in the East wind… Read more Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
