The rag came early this month. Just in time for Halloween night, in fact. And here Esmerelda had foolishly believed… Read more Halloween Blood Is Preferable to Period Blood
Month: October 2022
Madame Is Mademoiselle Hot Bitch
“Madame, est-ce que—” I can’t really pay attention to much of what else he’s saying because all I’ve heard is… Read more Madame Is Mademoiselle Hot Bitch
The Dress Stolen by Neptune
It wasn’t the first time Giorgia had been asked to be a guest on someone’s boat. Living near the Amalfi… Read more The Dress Stolen by Neptune
A Less Pleasant Bus Stop Than Marilyn Monroe’s
It was to be expected in any “major metropolitan city.” The inevitability of public transportation fucking you over on the… Read more A Less Pleasant Bus Stop Than Marilyn Monroe’s
Madonna and Rocco, Sigmund and Lucian
When one is an icon well-established in their field, it should be apparent that the decision to have children comes… Read more Madonna and Rocco, Sigmund and Lucian
Inflation Killed the Crêpe
Of course, it had always been a “convenient” snack. The crêpe. One of those “in a pinch” things anybody could… Read more Inflation Killed the Crêpe
Adjacent to Luxury
While Sandra was writing the article, she couldn’t deny her enjoyment of the town she would ultimately end up maligning.… Read more Adjacent to Luxury
The Daily Puzzle of Not Having an Emotional Breakdown
Watching his three-year-old niece try to put together a puzzle, it struck Liam that her external reaction about things not… Read more The Daily Puzzle of Not Having an Emotional Breakdown
Feline “Friend”
Everything had gone to shit since the cat had arrived. Eloise didn’t even agree to take on the responsibility. It just sort… Read more Feline “Friend”
The Cost of Mother’s Cigarettes
Driving around with Mother, he could always tell when she was on the verge of being down to her last… Read more The Cost of Mother’s Cigarettes
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