“Are you a Polish person?” she finally asks point blank, breaking the ice after his judgmental stare at her borscht… Read more Polak Persuasion
Month: January 2019
Spanx on a Pregnant Woman
Spanx on a pregnant woman. Like a crop top on an old person. It just doesn’t work, highlights a certain… Read more Spanx on a Pregnant Woman
Don’t Meet Me in the Bathroom
She couldn’t say when or where it began. Was it high school? When she first started going to a lot… Read more Don’t Meet Me in the Bathroom
Caravaggio’s Last Stand
You cut me out of my dress one morning in the only gesture ever made to indicate you might be… Read more Caravaggio’s Last Stand
All the Money in the World…Still Makes a Single Woman a Prostitute
Anne-Marie was perhaps a fool for thinking that just because you are of a certain descent, you ought to get… Read more All the Money in the World…Still Makes a Single Woman a Prostitute
Friendship Is For the Dogs
In the depths of a basement, she made her way down. Was told the strange setup would all be “worth… Read more Friendship Is For the Dogs
Hi Princess
The word “princess” was once hallowed. Once meant to be a source of female empowerment. Until, somewhere along the way,… Read more Hi Princess
Fellini Syndrome
Lured under false pretenses, Baldassare was instructed to arrive to the W-FAD studios at six a.m. sharp for hair and… Read more Fellini Syndrome
The Chafing Chum
“I mean, you wouldn’t actually classify yourself as a ‘good‘ friend, right? You know that’s not exactly what you’re about,”… Read more The Chafing Chum
More Bombs Than A Bakery
Around the corner from the Folies Bergère, there is a bakery. Nothing special. Nothing profound or meaningful for its historical… Read more More Bombs Than A Bakery
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