Lured under false pretenses, Baldassare was instructed to arrive to the W-FAD studios at six a.m. sharp for hair and… Read more Fellini Syndrome
Month: January 2019
The Chafing Chum
“I mean, you wouldn’t actually classify yourself as a ‘good‘ friend, right? You know that’s not exactly what you’re about,”… Read more The Chafing Chum
More Bombs Than A Bakery
Around the corner from the Folies Bergère, there is a bakery. Nothing special. Nothing profound or meaningful for its historical… Read more More Bombs Than A Bakery
London Loves the Way People Just Fall Apart
In due time, she knew, he would get over her. They all managed to, despite initial protests to the contrary.… Read more London Loves the Way People Just Fall Apart
Cutting Off the Nose to Spite the Face, Or: How I Spend My Free Time
The origin of the term “cutting off the nose to spite the face,” like all of the best, most gruesome… Read more Cutting Off the Nose to Spite the Face, Or: How I Spend My Free Time
The Kissing Bender
At first, it was done out of mere drunkenness, as opposed to predetermined spite. She just wanted to wet her… Read more The Kissing Bender
Hotel Room Artwork
Who, exactly, is responsible for hotel room artwork? Who would actually concede to allowing their artwork to be shown in… Read more Hotel Room Artwork
Early Check-In
Was there a crowd of people watching them sleep or was she hallucinating? No, she was not. Now, she remembered.… Read more Early Check-In
