Was it her first job choice? Of course not. Who wanted to transport dead bodies all day? Ferrying them from… Read more The Funeral Transporter
Month: April 2023
Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?
It struck Amalia as odd, of course. To see a slew of emails “celebrating” Earth Day by offering various discounts… Read more Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?
Trying to Call A Stoner
If you have ever tried to call a stoner, then surely you must be aware of the complications involved. Even… Read more Trying to Call A Stoner
Voodoo Burp
As if going on an interview wasn’t degrading enough, Martin Anderson had to contend with the unwanted task of “arriving.”… Read more Voodoo Burp
Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
If there was one thing Annette Montebello couldn’t live without, it was her arsenal of wigs. She had built the… Read more Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
The Pop Star Hasn’t Learned the Price of Eggs
Rayla had been famous since she was fifteen years old. Even if she hadn’t been, she would never have needed… Read more The Pop Star Hasn’t Learned the Price of Eggs
Not A Bad Place to Dump a Body—Until Climate Change
“It used to be that you could get rid of a body, no problem.” This is what one of Johnny’s… Read more Not A Bad Place to Dump a Body—Until Climate Change
Not Screaming on a Rollercoaster
It was a dark time in history. Maybe that’s why people wanted to forget it so quickly. Even while it… Read more Not Screaming on a Rollercoaster
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