In more “golden days” of coffee shop-frequenting, there was no need to worry over the theft of such valuable possessions… Read more Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen
Month: July 2023
Don’t Ever Ever Ever Ever Bro Call Me Racist. Because I Work at Waffle House.
She had gone down to see some friends in Florence, Alabama. That’s how it started. The next thing she knew,… Read more Don’t Ever Ever Ever Ever Bro Call Me Racist. Because I Work at Waffle House.
The Reveal
It’s undoubtedly a phenomenon that has only occurred in the past century. The realization that you can watch someone abruptly… Read more The Reveal
All It Girls Go to Heaven…Right?
They say all it girls go to heaven. No matter what they’ve done, or which fat girl they’ve laughed at… Read more All It Girls Go to Heaven…Right?
One Parasite, Two Scenarios
He tells me it’s my white privilege that makes me act so uppity. Not just in general, but specifically about… Read more One Parasite, Two Scenarios
French Flies Are Too Hoity-Toity to Land On Just Any Skin
There’s French fries, and then there’s French flies. The former is, arguably, what one thinks of most when the word… Read more French Flies Are Too Hoity-Toity to Land On Just Any Skin
Ciccone at Cecconi’s
She made her way in discreetly, yet prominently. That was her manner. She had been in L.A. for several months… Read more Ciccone at Cecconi’s
The Man Who Brought Nothing to the Picnic
As one would expect of a man who brought nothing to the proverbial table in general, it was no surprise… Read more The Man Who Brought Nothing to the Picnic
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