In the past, Marlena found it to be “easy enough” to get her blood drawn. Or as easy as one… Read more The Flirtatious Phlebotomist
Month: February 2024
The Trans Docent at the Victorian Museum
Perhaps, on principle, they shouldn’t have worked there. Should have put their foot down about supporting an institution that showcased… Read more The Trans Docent at the Victorian Museum
That’s Nice
I used to think that saying, “That’s nice” could fill the silence after any sentence or monologue you weren’t really… Read more That’s Nice
Trinidadian Oil Spill
Owning a “mystery vessel” is not without its risks. Ahmad Khan knew that. But he also didn’t really give a… Read more Trinidadian Oil Spill
Genocide Can’t Outshine Football
On any given Sunday during football season in America, you’ll find most glued to their TV sets. These are the… Read more Genocide Can’t Outshine Football
Blow Job Lips Are Back (at the Dermatology Office)
It hadn’t been a thing since the 00s. Think: Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron applying lip gloss in Mean Girls.… Read more Blow Job Lips Are Back (at the Dermatology Office)
Will Hurricane Warning Keep Stars From Arriving at the Grammys?
More than anything else, the local newscasters seemed concerned with whether or not the ceremony would be affected. Because, if… Read more Will Hurricane Warning Keep Stars From Arriving at the Grammys?
An Onlooker at the Globes
In the photos of our lives, are we not all but mere onlookers? And yet, in photos where we happen… Read more An Onlooker at the Globes
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