One minute, you’re pulling down your brand-new panties with a little bow detail at the center, the next, you turn… Read more Underwear Bow Lost to the Toilet Bowl
Month: August 2024
If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Wear It Regardless
They say corns are more common among “the elderly”—as though youths are immune to friction. Foot friction, that is. They… Read more If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Wear It Regardless
Nicotine Patch Suntan
She was going to hike it, come hell or high water. Even though she knew that, like Steve McCroskey in… Read more Nicotine Patch Suntan
Madonna’s Portofino Air Conditioner
It was bad enough already, of course, that Madonna should choose to align herself with Dolce and Gabbana for her… Read more Madonna’s Portofino Air Conditioner
Lugar Olvidado Por Dios, Or: A Nothing Town Becomes Even More Nothing in the Summer
In a town that becomes even more abyssal than usual during the summer, it’s even scarier for a woman alone.… Read more Lugar Olvidado Por Dios, Or: A Nothing Town Becomes Even More Nothing in the Summer
Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
City of Blight
She searched and searched for refuge in this Olympics abyss of gross, cellulite-ridden Americans wearing hats and t-shirts and shorts… Read more City of Blight
Cher Horowitz in the Summer
Sweating is so plebeian. I mean, ugh…as if! As if I would allow myself to sweat in public. I used… Read more Cher Horowitz in the Summer
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