When people are speaking in another language and laughing about something they seem to want everyone else around them to… Read more Speaking in a Foreign Language Cannot Mask Idiocy
Month: January 2025
At the Screenwriting Seminar
At the screenwriting seminar, me and this guy, Chris, are the only ones in the entire room who seem unable… Read more At the Screenwriting Seminar
Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
Lately, I’ve been having a recurring dream. It always involves water and the Big Blue Bus. More specifically, being submerged… Read more Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
“I’m A Slave 4…” Ironic Timing
As was usually the case while riding the train—whether long distances or short—Jessica had a tendency to end up listening… Read more “I’m A Slave 4…” Ironic Timing
The Premieres Are Canceled
A fire breaks out. At first, it seems normal, garden-variety. For L.A., anyway. Oh well, another fire, big deal. Life… Read more The Premieres Are Canceled
Palisadian Post(-Apocalypse)
All of Los Angeles is filled with irony, but some neighborhoods have it more than others. Pacific Palisades is one… Read more Palisadian Post(-Apocalypse)
Face Wash Abulia
These days, my anxiety kicks in just by trying to choose a face wash brand. After all, there’s so many… Read more Face Wash Abulia
Wilden(stein) Out
As with most people who start out wanting “just a small tweak” to their face, things quickly got out of… Read more Wilden(stein) Out
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