Ella had always loathed the phrase, “If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.” It was laden with hauteur,… Read more The In Denial Nature of People From the Planet Plan It
Month: July 2025
Another Reason Not to Want Grandchildren
It had been seven years since the last time Eugenia had seen her grandson, Sean. She was ninety then, and… Read more Another Reason Not to Want Grandchildren
Not Dim Enough for the Job
I’ll never know what might have happened had I taken the job (apart from, you know, sheer misery). The message… Read more Not Dim Enough for the Job
There Is No One Writing the Story
It seemed like it was back in 2020 that people started saying something to the effect of, “The writers wanted… Read more There Is No One Writing the Story
Cutting Up Fruit
For whatever reason, of all the domestic tasks, she despised cutting up fruit the most. The tedium it embodied could… Read more Cutting Up Fruit
Stepped On
It was one of those things where you could empathize with either side of the story, depending on the position… Read more Stepped On
A Girl Stares at a Hair Care Ad Instead of a Cover Story About the Demise of Humanity
They say it’s hard not to feel sorry for the current generation coming up under this regime. I say: they… Read more A Girl Stares at a Hair Care Ad Instead of a Cover Story About the Demise of Humanity
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