Ever feel like one minute you’re a fully functioning human being and the next you’re fat? Like it happens overnight… Read more Elevator Going Down (And Taking Your Self-Esteem With It)
Ever feel like one minute you’re a fully functioning human being and the next you’re fat? Like it happens overnight… Read more Elevator Going Down (And Taking Your Self-Esteem With It)
He broke his arm when he was young. Far too young. Three and a half, to be exact. His rebellious,… Read more From Right to Left in the Break of an Arm
Sometimes I wonder: are all women doomed to be “wide-brimmed” after a certain age? Walking behind one such waddling hen… Read more Wider With Age
If you went into his room during the once-in-a-lifetime chance he was out of it, you could smell the more… Read more The Gregor Samsa Roommate
“Elle” a.k.a. “Her” in Hiroshima Mon Amour says she won’t ever go back to Nevers (never will she ever) because… Read more Jeune à Nevers
The first time, it was easy to chalk up the sighting to “coincidence.” Just as it was the second time… Read more Stylo in the Bois
Thanks for nothing, Mom and Dad. Except, I guess, for “bringing me to this Earth.” Wow, what an achievement. You… Read more Thanks For Nothing: A Privileged Boy’s Soliloquy
I didn’t think it was possible that someone could still have the audacity to say, “It’s the freakin’ weekend” at… Read more The Shock of Hearing Someone Say “It’s the Freakin’ Weekend” Au Présent
Phil Collins is playing somewhere in the background and it’s impossible not to think of Patrick Bateman. Still, Eleanor would… Read more Cracker Doesn’t Want Poly(amory)
Leave it to Americans to make everywhere they go just as colorless and depressing as America. That’s why Paris had… Read more Star-Spangled Chaff