Last time one had checked, it was, like, illegal to be named Karen. The unspoken caveat being: if you were… Read more A Mayor Named Karen
Last time one had checked, it was, like, illegal to be named Karen. The unspoken caveat being: if you were… Read more A Mayor Named Karen
It was staggering, really. Staggering wasn’t even a word that could describe it. Maybe there was no word. As someone… Read more Eight Billion Assholes Can’t Be Right
The youths of this world will forever be maligned purely because of their youth. Those who have grown into adulthood… Read more “When I Was A Dumb Teenager”
She was too young. Even she knew that. And yet, being young was all about seeing how much you could… Read more Switch Flipped
I used to think cheese puffs were endlessly “cool.” And not for no reason. It all started because of two… Read more When Cheese Puffs Were Ruined For Me
The rag came early this month. Just in time for Halloween night, in fact. And here Esmerelda had foolishly believed… Read more Halloween Blood Is Preferable to Period Blood
“Madame, est-ce que—” I can’t really pay attention to much of what else he’s saying because all I’ve heard is… Read more Madame Is Mademoiselle Hot Bitch
It wasn’t the first time Giorgia had been asked to be a guest on someone’s boat. Living near the Amalfi… Read more The Dress Stolen by Neptune
It was to be expected in any “major metropolitan city.” The inevitability of public transportation fucking you over on the… Read more A Less Pleasant Bus Stop Than Marilyn Monroe’s
When one is an icon well-established in their field, it should be apparent that the decision to have children comes… Read more Madonna and Rocco, Sigmund and Lucian