It wasn’t the first thing that one would expect upon lifting the lid to a trash bin designated for glass.… Read more Angel of Scatology
It wasn’t the first thing that one would expect upon lifting the lid to a trash bin designated for glass.… Read more Angel of Scatology
When Jerry decided to move to Santa Fe with Nancy, it wasn’t something he took lightly. After all, he had… Read more Santa Fe Ending
In the current climate, it’s important to remember what John Lennon (and, de facto, Yoko Ono) said in 1972: “Woman… Read more The Article That Wouldn’t Be Published
He makes her show him the old Polaroid of herself she stumbled upon while thumbing through some notebooks of hers… Read more “Normals” Should Be Able to Have Fashion Archives, Too
Across from the Torrid in the mall, there is a Cinnabon. It feels strategic. Almost cruel. Like whoever planned out… Read more The Torrid Across From the Cinnabon
Philippe couldn’t understand why Hélène wanted it. It wasn’t even “the season” for it. Granted, New Orleans’ season for king… Read more Eating a King Cake During the “Off Season”
She was the sort of person who could pull a muscle doing something totally innocuous, like putting a sweatshirt on… Read more “Small-Town Body” (Is A Small Price to Pay for Health Care)
Every girl knows the type of girl. The one who insists that she’s “innocent.” Means nothing by all her enthusiasm… Read more Frieda the “Friend” Girl
It was a mistake. Of course Raye could see that now. But the thing about making mistakes is that you… Read more “I Donated One Time—One Time!”
There are few feelings as liberating as watching a particularly gnarly pimple at last die off. Calm down, reduce in… Read more The Pimple Problem