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Category: Short Story
The Queen of Rock and Roll Applies for Assisted Suicide
Maybe there had been some foresight on her part in moving to Switzerland. Home of all things “progressive” (in other… Read more The Queen of Rock and Roll Applies for Assisted Suicide
Forgotten Strawberries
Within anyone’s refrigerator is contained an entire universe. A whole world where things go on that no one on “the… Read more Forgotten Strawberries
Coronation Shitshow
They all came. Reluctantly, of course. Family members (estranged or otherwise), “loyal” subjects and even a few resentful ghosts. It… Read more Coronation Shitshow
Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
It wasn’t as though anyone plans for such things. After all, a man should be able to do whatever he… Read more Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
The Funeral Transporter
Was it her first job choice? Of course not. Who wanted to transport dead bodies all day? Ferrying them from… Read more The Funeral Transporter
Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?
It struck Amalia as odd, of course. To see a slew of emails “celebrating” Earth Day by offering various discounts… Read more Why Not Rent a Car to Celebrate Earth Day?
Trying to Call A Stoner
If you have ever tried to call a stoner, then surely you must be aware of the complications involved. Even… Read more Trying to Call A Stoner
Voodoo Burp
As if going on an interview wasn’t degrading enough, Martin Anderson had to contend with the unwanted task of “arriving.”… Read more Voodoo Burp
Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
If there was one thing Annette Montebello couldn’t live without, it was her arsenal of wigs. She had built the… Read more Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
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