Honora never had much faith in the male capacity for hygiene. Certainly not thorough hygiene. The best she had always… Read more Shitting on the Legacy of Semmelweis (Literally)
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So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
When he said he would “fly me to the moon,” I thought he was speaking metaphorically. Instead, he meant that… Read more So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
To Piss Without Paying Is To Stay In
There are many kinds of vicious cycles. Mine, it would turn out, was paying for drinks to use a bathroom… Read more To Piss Without Paying Is To Stay In
Got Her By the Ovaries
After a long dinner with his friends, Caroline and Alexander (who always corrected people when they called him Alex), finally… Read more Got Her By the Ovaries
These Girls, I Don’t Know Them
“These girls, I don’t know them,” Father said. “They are an embarrassment to my existence. A scourge upon my reputation.”… Read more These Girls, I Don’t Know Them
An Irreversible Injury
He had no memory of even doing it at all. He supposed that just went to show how tired he… Read more An Irreversible Injury
O Christmas Tree, How Denuded Are Thy Branches
She left him in January. Always the worst time to leave someone, despite many saying that the holidays are the… Read more O Christmas Tree, How Denuded Are Thy Branches
Notel
I used to enjoy going to hotels. It felt liberating somehow. “Anonymous.” Even though all your information was on file… Read more Notel
Merry Christmas, You Ageist Bitch
As someone new to the babysitting “game,” Hayley (who often wondered if she should legally change the spelling of her… Read more Merry Christmas, You Ageist Bitch
A Less Pleasant Bus Stop Than Marilyn Monroe’s
It was to be expected in any “major metropolitan city.” The inevitability of public transportation fucking you over on the… Read more A Less Pleasant Bus Stop Than Marilyn Monroe’s
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