It shocks me now to think I ever could have dated her, loved her. She was and is so repugnant… Read more Woman, Waste
Entering and Exiting K-Holes of Love
“Are you the type of person who always needs to be in love with someone?” When Ron posed the question… Read more Entering and Exiting K-Holes of Love
A Guy De Maupassant Experience
She grappled heavily with the notion of going to a pawn shop, of bringing them a minuscule emerald her ex-husband had taken… Read more A Guy De Maupassant Experience
Spin Me Your Falsest Yarn
Rumpelstiltskin was the forefather of men who lie. Or perhaps “lie” is too strong a word, especially when considering how… Read more Spin Me Your Falsest Yarn
We’ll Always Be Colleagues
Have you ever marveled at the ability with which one can toss you out on your ass after years of… Read more We’ll Always Be Colleagues
The Over-Oiled Pan
I don’t think you’re quite aware of the challenges presented by being a woman in the twenty-first century. While, yes,… Read more The Over-Oiled Pan
The Cheese Grater
Cheese grating is hard work. Not everyone can do it. Especially not a woman, not with her flaccid arms and… Read more The Cheese Grater
Yeats Is On Your Side
I died again in Dublin. It was the land of his heritage, a fact I couldn’t ignore when the cab… Read more Yeats Is On Your Side
Coffeeshop
Jan became a cab driver after a failed attempt at using his inheritance to open up his own canal tours… Read more Coffeeshop
The Beginnings
I just want the beginnings. The middle makes you start to realize that the sheen and shine of the beginning… Read more The Beginnings
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