Most grown women probably would have cared about how it looked to bring a stuffed animal on a plane. For… Read more Girlhood Stuffed Animal Causes Airplane Scandal
A Lovely Sendoff
Jack’s volatile temper was little known to anyone except Renata. Though she was the one of Italian origin between the… Read more A Lovely Sendoff
(Photo) Snapped
It had been a while since Flora had thought to worry about being appraised by men. As far as she… Read more (Photo) Snapped
Infection By Brittle Mop of a Man Bun
One day, she turned around and it seemed that every boy and man (and man-boy) had decided it was chic… Read more Infection By Brittle Mop of a Man Bun
Underwear Bow Lost to the Toilet Bowl
One minute, you’re pulling down your brand-new panties with a little bow detail at the center, the next, you turn… Read more Underwear Bow Lost to the Toilet Bowl
If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Wear It Regardless
They say corns are more common among “the elderly”—as though youths are immune to friction. Foot friction, that is. They… Read more If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Wear It Regardless
Nicotine Patch Suntan
She was going to hike it, come hell or high water. Even though she knew that, like Steve McCroskey in… Read more Nicotine Patch Suntan
Madonna’s Portofino Air Conditioner
It was bad enough already, of course, that Madonna should choose to align herself with Dolce and Gabbana for her… Read more Madonna’s Portofino Air Conditioner
Lugar Olvidado Por Dios, Or: A Nothing Town Becomes Even More Nothing in the Summer
In a town that becomes even more abyssal than usual during the summer, it’s even scarier for a woman alone.… Read more Lugar Olvidado Por Dios, Or: A Nothing Town Becomes Even More Nothing in the Summer
Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
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