Can I hold it all in? Everything that’s inside me? I mean literally. Something I ate is begging to explode… Read more A Musical Malady
What Hath Ariana Grande’s Grandmother Wrought?
Ever since Ariana Grande unleashed Eternal Sunshine onto the world, it was not her voice that echoed through Luna’s mind,… Read more What Hath Ariana Grande’s Grandmother Wrought?
Joke’s On You
When her ex broke up with her, she knew that, in the end, the joke would be on him. That… Read more Joke’s On You
A Previously Untapped Circle of Hell
There is an unaccounted circle of hell that Dante never mentioned in print. I won’t number it, but it’s there,… Read more A Previously Untapped Circle of Hell
There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation
While Hawaii, to many, feels like an exotic, far-removed location that it takes a lot of coin to arrive at,… Read more There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation
Mojave Desert Melee
I didn’t want to have to get violent. Despite what people say about me, I’m actually a very peaceful person.… Read more Mojave Desert Melee
Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
Of all the things from that period in her life, making mortadella and mustard sandwiches almost every morning would be… Read more Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
The Telltale Peanut Butter
She wasn’t supposed to be there. In fact, Luna often found herself in places she wasn’t supposed to be. Yet… Read more The Telltale Peanut Butter
Flower Fakeout
It was foolish and naïve for any woman to think that there was still such a thing as romance. Pure… Read more Flower Fakeout
Techno More
Berlin, Berlin. I remember Berlin. Nights spent lost in a haze, a daze, an endless reverie of good times turned… Read more Techno More
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