You know you’re in a dodgy fuckin’ neighborhood when you overhear a mother telling her fiveish-looking son that she needs… Read more Going Old Testament
Kissing in the Hospital Parking Lot
The sun was setting and it just looked so romantic. Steven wasn’t thinking about the actual location of where he… Read more Kissing in the Hospital Parking Lot
Dumbball
I could never understand the appeal. And I really don’t know how anyone can possibly sit through three hours (sometimes… Read more Dumbball
Pissing at Thirty Thousand Feet
It’s hard not to think that everything about flying on a plane is unnatural. Largely because, well, it is. I’m… Read more Pissing at Thirty Thousand Feet
The People Cutter Outer
In another age, cutting people out didn’t involve quite as much direct malevolence. Such calculated, surgical removal. It was simply… Read more The People Cutter Outer
Gen Z Tries to Use a Shoehorn
At the “old folks’ home” a.k.a. some friends of her father’s, Rina was relieved to finally be leaving. She thought… Read more Gen Z Tries to Use a Shoehorn
Frankenstein Bolt Sticking Out of Neck Except That It’s a Blind Pimple
If you’d asked Remy about it during her teen years, at the height of when “pimpledom” is supposed to reign… Read more Frankenstein Bolt Sticking Out of Neck Except That It’s a Blind Pimple
Unforgiving
She’d been told many times now by her so-called friends, the ones who had actually “made it” (read: compromised enough… Read more Unforgiving
Prep Aesthetic Accessibility Now v. Then
In high school, I wanted so badly to be a prep. But it was a look, at that time, both… Read more Prep Aesthetic Accessibility Now v. Then
Penile Injuries Increase During the Holidays, Or: I Was A Skeptic of Arousal During Christmas
Lately, it’s been called into question why Hallmark and other assorted profit mongers are so fond of painting the holiday… Read more Penile Injuries Increase During the Holidays, Or: I Was A Skeptic of Arousal During Christmas
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