Phil Collins is playing somewhere in the background and it’s impossible not to think of Patrick Bateman. Still, Eleanor would… Read more Cracker Doesn’t Want Poly(amory)
Star-Spangled Chaff
Leave it to Americans to make everywhere they go just as colorless and depressing as America. That’s why Paris had… Read more Star-Spangled Chaff
Young, But Not Naive
It’s odd how you can be young, but not necessarily naive. Rania Wydell supposed most kids were like that now.… Read more Young, But Not Naive
Just Because This Seating Is Reserved for the Elderly Doesn’t Mean They Want It
Maybe a young person thinks they’re doing an “aged” person a “favor” when they automatically offer their seat at the… Read more Just Because This Seating Is Reserved for the Elderly Doesn’t Mean They Want It
Status: Declared Lost
In trying to see ahead of time if the library had a copy of Elizabeth Wurtzel’s most major work, Prozac… Read more Status: Declared Lost
The Drawer
“I don’t wanna hear your fuckin’ voice,” he hisses. It’s clear he wants some Sally Hawkins in The Shape of… Read more The Drawer
Venom For Vanity As Fortified By Teen Girl “Cleanliness”
Taking in the carnage on the bathroom sink, it’s hard not to wonder if a teen girl sees the sight… Read more Venom For Vanity As Fortified By Teen Girl “Cleanliness”
I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
Ever come across one of those people who just won’t throw you a goddamn bone on the conversation front? You’re… Read more I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
Stabbed In the Back at the Comédie-Française (Café)
There are those who can afford to go to the Comédie-Française and those who can, instead, only afford a coffee… Read more Stabbed In the Back at the Comédie-Française (Café)
You Can’t Colonize A Colonizer
The British king’s visit to Paris was, as expected, marked by much absurd fanfare. Most of which resulted in oodles… Read more You Can’t Colonize A Colonizer
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