In trying to see ahead of time if the library had a copy of Elizabeth Wurtzel’s most major work, Prozac… Read more Status: Declared Lost
The Drawer
“I don’t wanna hear your fuckin’ voice,” he hisses. It’s clear he wants some Sally Hawkins in The Shape of… Read more The Drawer
Venom For Vanity As Fortified By Teen Girl “Cleanliness”
Taking in the carnage on the bathroom sink, it’s hard not to wonder if a teen girl sees the sight… Read more Venom For Vanity As Fortified By Teen Girl “Cleanliness”
I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
Ever come across one of those people who just won’t throw you a goddamn bone on the conversation front? You’re… Read more I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
Stabbed In the Back at the Comédie-Française (Café)
There are those who can afford to go to the Comédie-Française and those who can, instead, only afford a coffee… Read more Stabbed In the Back at the Comédie-Française (Café)
You Can’t Colonize A Colonizer
The British king’s visit to Paris was, as expected, marked by much absurd fanfare. Most of which resulted in oodles… Read more You Can’t Colonize A Colonizer
The Gender Discrimination of Corns
Upon seeing that her grandparents have hijacked her room on the day of her birthday (the one that everybody has… Read more The Gender Discrimination of Corns
I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
Watching the man treat his dog like shit while the dog was just trying to take a shit, I had… Read more I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
If The Invisible Man Didn’t Want to Be Seen, He Should Have Just Become A Working-Class Woman
The woman ordering dessert (or rather, “trying” to order dessert) is completely unembarrassed when she finally settles on the cheesecake… Read more If The Invisible Man Didn’t Want to Be Seen, He Should Have Just Become A Working-Class Woman
You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
I keep forgetting to take my vitamins. I must remember to take my vitamins. Or maybe my entire internal framework… Read more You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
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