There are many kinds of vicious cycles. Mine, it would turn out, was paying for drinks to use a bathroom… Read more To Piss Without Paying Is To Stay In
Got Her By the Ovaries
After a long dinner with his friends, Caroline and Alexander (who always corrected people when they called him Alex), finally… Read more Got Her By the Ovaries
The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit
It’s not easy to be an Italian. Not in general and especially not when commingling with other non-Italians. The ones… Read more The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit
The Quiet Shitter
While most people, for whatever reason, are quite comfortable displaying their sonic prowess in the toilette, Anna was a woman… Read more The Quiet Shitter
These Girls, I Don’t Know Them
“These girls, I don’t know them,” Father said. “They are an embarrassment to my existence. A scourge upon my reputation.”… Read more These Girls, I Don’t Know Them
Biopsied Flesh Monster
Enough pieces of my skin have been sent to the lab by now to form an entirely new me out… Read more Biopsied Flesh Monster
The Classism of What It Takes to Report a Crime
Like everything, even being able to successfully report a crime entails “having money.” Because, obviously, you need a phone to… Read more The Classism of What It Takes to Report a Crime
How’s the Weather?
It used to be that you could talk about the weather. That, as a matter of fact, it was the… Read more How’s the Weather?
Incident Report: Bee Sting
At an undisclosed location in Sonoma, a woman is trying to enjoy herself at the closest thing there is to… Read more Incident Report: Bee Sting
You Have Always Lived in This Target
And you will ask yourself: have I always been in this Target? Was I born here? Did I ever know… Read more You Have Always Lived in This Target
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