Like everything, even being able to successfully report a crime entails “having money.” Because, obviously, you need a phone to… Read more The Classism of What It Takes to Report a Crime
How’s the Weather?
It used to be that you could talk about the weather. That, as a matter of fact, it was the… Read more How’s the Weather?
Incident Report: Bee Sting
At an undisclosed location in Sonoma, a woman is trying to enjoy herself at the closest thing there is to… Read more Incident Report: Bee Sting
You Have Always Lived in This Target
And you will ask yourself: have I always been in this Target? Was I born here? Did I ever know… Read more You Have Always Lived in This Target
A Decor Whore’s Journey to the Bouquinistes
Being basic makes things so much easier. Who wants “bespoke” items anyway when it’s such a chore/additional expense to find… Read more A Decor Whore’s Journey to the Bouquinistes
Her Childhood Idol
There’s something especially sobering about learning that a person you idolized as a child has died. Almost as though, with… Read more Her Childhood Idol
Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen
In more “golden days” of coffee shop-frequenting, there was no need to worry over the theft of such valuable possessions… Read more Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen
Don’t Ever Ever Ever Ever Bro Call Me Racist. Because I Work at Waffle House.
She had gone down to see some friends in Florence, Alabama. That’s how it started. The next thing she knew,… Read more Don’t Ever Ever Ever Ever Bro Call Me Racist. Because I Work at Waffle House.
The Reveal
It’s undoubtedly a phenomenon that has only occurred in the past century. The realization that you can watch someone abruptly… Read more The Reveal
All It Girls Go to Heaven…Right?
They say all it girls go to heaven. No matter what they’ve done, or which fat girl they’ve laughed at… Read more All It Girls Go to Heaven…Right?
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