He tells me it’s my white privilege that makes me act so uppity. Not just in general, but specifically about… Read more One Parasite, Two Scenarios
French Flies Are Too Hoity-Toity to Land On Just Any Skin
There’s French fries, and then there’s French flies. The former is, arguably, what one thinks of most when the word… Read more French Flies Are Too Hoity-Toity to Land On Just Any Skin
Ciccone at Cecconi’s
She made her way in discreetly, yet prominently. That was her manner. She had been in L.A. for several months… Read more Ciccone at Cecconi’s
The Man Who Brought Nothing to the Picnic
As one would expect of a man who brought nothing to the proverbial table in general, it was no surprise… Read more The Man Who Brought Nothing to the Picnic
The Possessive Elderly
I’ve noticed something of a “phenomenon” among the elderly. Something quite ironic considering their closeness to death. A “place” where,… Read more The Possessive Elderly
Beware Sexual Endeavors That Involve the “People’s Beach”
As a child, I can distinctly remember the fear I felt of having to go even remotely near the deep… Read more Beware Sexual Endeavors That Involve the “People’s Beach”
Billie Eilish in New York
Like Marilyn Monroe or Eve Babitz, Billie Eilish seems decidedly “out of context” whenever she’s not in L.A. That feels… Read more Billie Eilish in New York
Submersed in Irony
When reports of the story first came in, I was uninterested. I thought, “Why the fuck would I bother with… Read more Submersed in Irony
Plane Truth
Normalize wearing sunglasses on an airplane. It helps to not see, and not be seen. Why not strut past the… Read more Plane Truth
The Perennial Booger
It is said that the name you’re given in life plays a large part in what determines your fate. Brigid,… Read more The Perennial Booger
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