He had mentioned it casually to her. “In passing,” as she would describe it to a friend later. But she… Read more For the Record
Nobody at The Baudy
Very few people had occasion to go to Giverny unless they were just tourists passing though for the day. Thus,… Read more Nobody at The Baudy
Cupido e Satana: La Coppia Perfetta
Cupid woke up one day when it hit him: he was actually Lucifer. The fallen angel that inaugurated this whole… Read more Cupido e Satana: La Coppia Perfetta
Resale Value
“Y’all take this shit too, right?” the clichély disheveled man asked crudely as he thrusted an abused, obsolete laptop on… Read more Resale Value
“In A Better Place”
Even in this moment, with things being what they are, people still like to spout hollow, self-comforting platitudes like, “He’s… Read more “In A Better Place”
Harry Reid International Airport
It wasn’t exactly “major news.” Didn’t get on many people’s radar unless they happened to be booking a flight to… Read more Harry Reid International Airport
Toilet Paper Wars
What they don’t tell you about the many “joys” of living with someone is that, invariably, one person will always… Read more Toilet Paper Wars
A Frances Halladay Holiday
I knew it was ill-advised. And yet, what does it ever matter when we know something is ill-advised? We’re still going to… Read more A Frances Halladay Holiday
Fossil Fuel-Emitting Cunt Rag
There are many dichotomies to living in California. Perhaps the greatest one is that it is a state which champions… Read more Fossil Fuel-Emitting Cunt Rag
Miss Havisham’s Christmas Tree
She decided to keep the Christmas tree up late this year, well into January. Even though it was a drain… Read more Miss Havisham’s Christmas Tree
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