She had positioned herself as one of the die-hards. Not a poseur like all the other transplants that flocked to… Read more The Little Bitch Who Fled CA When The Going Got Tough, Or: Oh, How Can I Become A Star If They Can’t See Me Through the Smoke?
California, already, does not have a grand reputation for being filled with an intelligent population. Sure, they get occasionally ogled… Read more …And All That Was Unveiled At the Gender Reveal Party Was That Only Stupid People Are Breeding
As you burn for California, it, in turn, burns for you. You have wanted to be a part of it… Read more As You Burn For California, It, In Turn, Burns For You
The fires raged and raged until it was almost as though you couldn’t look at anything in your vision without… Read more A Natural Disaster Declared on the Day You Were Born
“Julia Roberts is among thousands of SoCal residents forced to evacuate their homes due to Woolsey Fire.” So reads one… Read more Malibu Beach House Burning
California is burning. Or rather, California is always burning. Burning with desire, with the sins of temptation, with the ghosts… Read more California Is Burning