The line outside the bathroom, she could tell (though feigned unawareness to herself), was starting to expand at an alarming… Read more A Woman’s Vanity Holds Up the Line
Tag: dermatology
Blow Job Lips Are Back (at the Dermatology Office)
It hadn’t been a thing since the 00s. Think: Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron applying lip gloss in Mean Girls.… Read more Blow Job Lips Are Back (at the Dermatology Office)
Bust A Cap(illary)
The term “leaky capillaries” has to be among the grossest in existence. But perhaps that was by design, to complement… Read more Bust A Cap(illary)
Glamor Goes (Out the Window) With God
Walking down the street isn’t so bad. Correction: walking down the street isn’t so bad if you’re not a woman.… Read more Glamor Goes (Out the Window) With God
The Mole Hoarding Dermatologist
It was innocent, at first. Isn’t it always before we delve into some not so vague incarnation of insanity? Dr.… Read more The Mole Hoarding Dermatologist
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