Isla could never resist getting the full English breakfast every time she was in London (fuck that dainty “toast and… Read more The Half-Full English Breakfast
Tag: England
Bollocks to Brexit
“Bollocks to Brexit.” That’s what his t-shirt reads as he traipses through the sixteenth arrondissement in combat boots and a… Read more Bollocks to Brexit
The Nude Photos
When he told her, of course, she couldn’t believe it. It wasn’t just that men had far less of a… Read more The Nude Photos
A Cameraman Was Lost Today
A cameraman was lost today. Not only a boyfriend, but a being with a unique and distinct eye for photography… Read more A Cameraman Was Lost Today
Symbiosis Apotheosis
“Darling, you’re at an age when you should be assessing what you want out of a friendship. For most people,… Read more Symbiosis Apotheosis
Passport to Nowhere
Shoving her passport into the scanner for the umpteenth time despite her multiple protests to the attendant that it would… Read more Passport to Nowhere
A Toe Dipped in Poole
Like everything else, Poole was a once great epicenter for middle of the road folk to relax–in addition to being… Read more A Toe Dipped in Poole
Etch a Postcard: “How Dearly I Wish I Was Not Here”
Like a scene out of Lynch with its wholesome aura giving way to a more sinister subtext, a man sings… Read more Etch a Postcard: “How Dearly I Wish I Was Not Here”
The Girl Who Couldn’t Give Her Citizenship Away
Imogen couldn’t remember when her fetish for British men first began. She supposed it might have started, like all obsessions,… Read more The Girl Who Couldn’t Give Her Citizenship Away
Do the Bus Stop
“Happy birthday–belated birthday. I’ve only known you a day, but anyway,” Saleem says to Stephen with the warmth and genuineness… Read more Do the Bus Stop
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