“Did you enjoy my coconut water last night?” the pale, stubbled bartender asked with the rage and brazenness that a… Read more The Coconut Water Caper
Tag: fiction
The Traveling Salesman
The traveling salesman needed another fix. What was he selling, exactly? Himself. Or rather, whatever version of himself he currently… Read more The Traveling Salesman
The Drunk Dial: A Symbol of Love & Suppression Bubbled to the Surface
I couldn’t tell you the first time I drunk dialed someone. It wasn’t in high school, and it wasn’t in… Read more The Drunk Dial: A Symbol of Love & Suppression Bubbled to the Surface
The Mole
It’s strange when you’re younger and you feel like you might never find someone else to love you besides your… Read more The Mole
If You’re A Bird, I’m A Bird–Except You Didn’t Want Me to Be
Whether a girl wants to admit it or not, the pinnacle of the modern romance movie remains The Notebook–perhaps the… Read more If You’re A Bird, I’m A Bird–Except You Didn’t Want Me to Be
The Jeweler
It was one of those increasingly rare “old school” NYC moments. Sitting on a stoop selling artwork sounded, in the… Read more The Jeweler
At Parties Like A Gaping Open Wound
“Aw, he like really fucked you up, didn’t he?” This is the mildly condescending sympathy Irwin offered Olivia when she… Read more At Parties Like A Gaping Open Wound
He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully
As a woman, have you ever been lying in bed, trying to find any shred of will possible to get… Read more He Farts As I Think About Him Wistfully
Un Fratello Che Non E’ Bello
Alessandro Pietra had decided to spend some time outside of New York City for a while. At least a full… Read more Un Fratello Che Non E’ Bello
References
To be culturally aware is a curse. It limits one to being stuck within a very specific frame of time… Read more References
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