Very few people had occasion to go to Giverny unless they were just tourists passing though for the day. Thus,… Read more Nobody at The Baudy
Tag: fiction
Cupido e Satana: La Coppia Perfetta
Cupid woke up one day when it hit him: he was actually Lucifer. The fallen angel that inaugurated this whole… Read more Cupido e Satana: La Coppia Perfetta
Resale Value
“Y’all take this shit too, right?” the clichély disheveled man asked crudely as he thrusted an abused, obsolete laptop on… Read more Resale Value
Harry Reid International Airport
It wasn’t exactly “major news.” Didn’t get on many people’s radar unless they happened to be booking a flight to… Read more Harry Reid International Airport
Toilet Paper Wars
What they don’t tell you about the many “joys” of living with someone is that, invariably, one person will always… Read more Toilet Paper Wars
Fossil Fuel-Emitting Cunt Rag
There are many dichotomies to living in California. Perhaps the greatest one is that it is a state which champions… Read more Fossil Fuel-Emitting Cunt Rag
Miss Havisham’s Christmas Tree
She decided to keep the Christmas tree up late this year, well into January. Even though it was a drain… Read more Miss Havisham’s Christmas Tree
Never Make Them Upset
Even after they make promises they can’t keep, and you foolishly believe them, you must never make them upset. Why… Read more Never Make Them Upset
traurigesmadchen891@davidbowie.com
In the midst of my friend (roommate, more accurately) having a psychotic—probably schizophrenic—break, I roam the streets of Berlin to… Read more traurigesmadchen891@davidbowie.com
Delete My Nudes
Please. Delete my nudes. I gave them to you in what can probably now be viewed as a moment of… Read more Delete My Nudes
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