When you’re an acolyte of Oscar Wilde’s form of aestheticism, it’s never easy to abide by one’s “actual” finances. In… Read more Flat Broke and Dressed All in Black on the Côte d’Azur
Tag: fiction
Oignon Soup Time Suck
I am lured in once again to the inane task of helping you with something, knowing every time that it… Read more Oignon Soup Time Suck
Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
In the present season, this Spring 2018, it’s been said that proms are cheaper than ever. This proclamation comes as… Read more Proms Are Cheaper Than Ever
No Waffles for the Weary
“Hey, you know there’s no God, right?” I overhear a junior high age, pasty white child say to one of… Read more No Waffles for the Weary
Another Little Princess’ Crown Bites the Dust
Her father has grown to hate women more than he ever did before. In his younger years, which, for a… Read more Another Little Princess’ Crown Bites the Dust
Gaufres, Frites et Chocolat Chaud: Le Régime Alimentaire des Champions
It started innocently enough. As an attempt at getting into the “cultural spirit” of things. And at the beleaguered encouragement… Read more Gaufres, Frites et Chocolat Chaud: Le Régime Alimentaire des Champions
To Piss Is Art
“It’s strange to look at it now, in person. I’ve seen it so many times in books and talked about… Read more To Piss Is Art
Phoenix Hotel
If you had asked me how my life would turn out in 1989, when I was in the prime of… Read more Phoenix Hotel
The Embarrassment
It’s already generally embarrassing to bring a new beau home. Something in it that forces your parents to unwillingly acknowledge… Read more The Embarrassment
The Dominique Ansel Bakery: A Non-Survivor’s Half-Baked Entry
We weren’t the type of girls you would find at or near the Dominque Ansel Bakery. We were more the… Read more The Dominique Ansel Bakery: A Non-Survivor’s Half-Baked Entry
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