Although it was seasonally appropriate, French onion soup was hardly the food item at the top of their list. And… Read more Tepid French Onion Soup
Tag: France
“Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
An ominous knockoff of Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Dani California” starts to play over the speakers of the café. I’m… Read more “Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
Speaking in a Foreign Language Cannot Mask Idiocy
When people are speaking in another language and laughing about something they seem to want everyone else around them to… Read more Speaking in a Foreign Language Cannot Mask Idiocy
The Converging
Three friends, both alike in lack of dignity, had descended upon Paris at the same time after several years spent… Read more The Converging
The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
She loathed it when she met people from New York in Paris. Worse still, meeting someone from Bushwick in Paris.… Read more The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
Verre Brisé
The French are known for many things. But one thing that they have never been known for is their, well,… Read more Verre Brisé
Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
City of Blight
She searched and searched for refuge in this Olympics abyss of gross, cellulite-ridden Americans wearing hats and t-shirts and shorts… Read more City of Blight
So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
When he said he would “fly me to the moon,” I thought he was speaking metaphorically. Instead, he meant that… Read more So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
Gourmand Goldilocks
Wren stands in front of the menu for what feels like twenty minutes. Like the tourists (though she isn’t one)… Read more Gourmand Goldilocks
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