She could feel him looking at the faint traces of gray in her hair that she usually covered up via… Read more Trace Amounts
She could feel him looking at the faint traces of gray in her hair that she usually covered up via… Read more Trace Amounts
She was pregnant and everyone told her she should keep it. Ha! As if. You’d have to drug her for… Read more Un Bébé? No Way!
When he said he would “fly me to the moon,” I thought he was speaking metaphorically. Instead, he meant that… Read more So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
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The hordes were out in full force. Of course, in a place like this, they always were. But today was… Read more Prats Past and Present
He overheard someone on the train say it: “We should get a full week off for the Fourth of July… Read more Going Out of Business
After the cameras went up en masse seemingly overnight, it was time to forge a new plan for how to… Read more How I Plan to Walk Around in Paris From Now On
He was capable of stewing in his own filth for days at a time. If one were to occupy a… Read more White Male Grotesque
Wren stands in front of the menu for what feels like twenty minutes. Like the tourists (though she isn’t one)… Read more Gourmand Goldilocks
Some people might find it jarring. The sight of so many marooned underneath awnings at the height of a torrential… Read more Raintrap