“I don’t wanna hear your fuckin’ voice,” he hisses. It’s clear he wants some Sally Hawkins in The Shape of… Read more The Drawer
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Venom For Vanity As Fortified By Teen Girl “Cleanliness”
Taking in the carnage on the bathroom sink, it’s hard not to wonder if a teen girl sees the sight… Read more Venom For Vanity As Fortified By Teen Girl “Cleanliness”
I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
Ever come across one of those people who just won’t throw you a goddamn bone on the conversation front? You’re… Read more I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
You Can’t Colonize A Colonizer
The British king’s visit to Paris was, as expected, marked by much absurd fanfare. Most of which resulted in oodles… Read more You Can’t Colonize A Colonizer
The Gender Discrimination of Corns
Upon seeing that her grandparents have hijacked her room on the day of her birthday (the one that everybody has… Read more The Gender Discrimination of Corns
I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
Watching the man treat his dog like shit while the dog was just trying to take a shit, I had… Read more I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
If The Invisible Man Didn’t Want to Be Seen, He Should Have Just Become A Working-Class Woman
The woman ordering dessert (or rather, “trying” to order dessert) is completely unembarrassed when she finally settles on the cheesecake… Read more If The Invisible Man Didn’t Want to Be Seen, He Should Have Just Become A Working-Class Woman
You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
I keep forgetting to take my vitamins. I must remember to take my vitamins. Or maybe my entire internal framework… Read more You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
To Piss Without Paying Is To Stay In
There are many kinds of vicious cycles. Mine, it would turn out, was paying for drinks to use a bathroom… Read more To Piss Without Paying Is To Stay In
Got Her By the Ovaries
After a long dinner with his friends, Caroline and Alexander (who always corrected people when they called him Alex), finally… Read more Got Her By the Ovaries
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